- London teen orders 'cab, innit' – Barely believable but very funny!
- Billy Bragg: Why should songwriters starve so others get rich? – "I never bought that Home Taping Is Killing Music shit in the 1980s that the record companies tried to lay on us. In fact I printed on the front of my fourth album that Capitalism is Killing Music. And that's what's happening now. The powerful start-ups a
- What Idiot Wrote These Ten Commandments? – "Where's the stuff we can use? Where's 'No pushing'? Or 'Bag your leaves so they don't blow around in your neighbor's yard?' And don't even get me started on right-of-way. Didn't they have real problems back in Bible days?"
